gifting games to friends. ^_^

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Play FFXV first to avoid spoilers and to engage in discussions about the game. Then, after being thoroughly disappointed, play Dragon Quest.

This game has been such a shit-show. Very average reviews, and somehow the finished product looks worse than the initial pitch.

+1, came here to make this joke

This one’s favorite:

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Not until your ego grounds you, which seems impossible at this moment.

What the fuck is a mammy? God you are pompous. This is going to hurt our friendship.

I feel like the Year of the Linux people have the same mind set as the Year of Ron Paul people.

This is exhausting....how do you do this? How do you do nothing but troll? You bait arguments then just ramble on and on and on and on...isn’t it boring? Exhausting? Don’t you want to be like...”fulfilled”? Any sense of purpose? Or...what?

So? So what? What if I do hate black people....yellow people...what’s it matter? You’re an arrogant internet prick? What’s the big deal? Lighten up douche goose. CHOCOBOS ARE THE FUCKING SHIT. THEY EVEN HAVE BLACK FUCKING CHOCOBOS AND THE DUDES CAN STRAIGHT UP BALL. THEY PLAY BASKETBALL AND EAT FRIED CHICKEN LIKE THE…

BOOOOOM STAR AND A COMMENT ON MY OWN COMMENT! INCEPTION.

Nice looks! You sound like an arrogant black woman.

I’m looking at your recent posts...you might be the most hated man on Kinja...jesus dude. Now I want to be your friend. You need it. HOW ABOUT A DOG!?! WE COULD GET YOU A DOG. PEOPLE LOVE DOGS.

Well you should, because your stupid and your stupid face is getting in the way of the gas exiting your fat, bloated stupid head, stupid.

You shut your stupid face.

Well, here we go “new hotness”...

YES. IT’S TRUE. THIS MAN LOVES TO PUT VR PERIPHERALS IN HIS BUTT.

Butt sex. He has gross butt sex. He puts the bulb into his anus.