banjobandito
BanjoBandito
banjobandito

Not until your ego grounds you, which seems impossible at this moment.

What the fuck is a mammy? God you are pompous. This is going to hurt our friendship.

I feel like the Year of the Linux people have the same mind set as the Year of Ron Paul people.

This is exhausting....how do you do this? How do you do nothing but troll? You bait arguments then just ramble on and on and on and on...isn’t it boring? Exhausting? Don’t you want to be like...”fulfilled”? Any sense of purpose? Or...what?

So? So what? What if I do hate black people....yellow people...what’s it matter? You’re an arrogant internet prick? What’s the big deal? Lighten up douche goose. CHOCOBOS ARE THE FUCKING SHIT. THEY EVEN HAVE BLACK FUCKING CHOCOBOS AND THE DUDES CAN STRAIGHT UP BALL. THEY PLAY BASKETBALL AND EAT FRIED CHICKEN LIKE THE

BOOOOOM STAR AND A COMMENT ON MY OWN COMMENT! INCEPTION.

Nice looks! You sound like an arrogant black woman.

I’m looking at your recent posts...you might be the most hated man on Kinja...jesus dude. Now I want to be your friend. You need it. HOW ABOUT A DOG!?! WE COULD GET YOU A DOG. PEOPLE LOVE DOGS.

BOOOOOOM, STARRING MY OWN COMMENTS YOU SMALL DICKED PENIS SUCKER! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! *LASER NOISES* I’d love to meet you in real life...you can’t be this miserable and snobbish right? This is just an internet persona? right? Man, go have a slurpee from 7/11...that might help. Or a hug. Are you an old man and your

Face it, not everybody likes you. Period. I’ve never even seen you on here before. Go back to IGN or Gawker or something, Hulk Hogan! You and your tiny penis of poor grammar and idiotic comments will not work here! YOU SHALL NOT PASS, TOASTER PASTRY. Fuck your free icing! I don’t even want it!

LOL- your trolling a b-grade video game message board! I feel sorry for you. You obviously are an idiot.

So you are saying you are infecting people with your stupidity? Are you stating that you’ve trolled so hard that you’ve in fact made someone who isn’t a stupidhead (me) into a stupidhead? I don’t think so, private. Starting doing pushups until you aren’t stupid anymore.

Well you should, because your stupid and your stupid face is getting in the way of the gas exiting your fat, bloated stupid head, stupid.

You shut your stupid face.

It’s almost like they made a computer game and weren’t overly concerned with real world physics!

new maps/game modes are sorely needed.

Well, here we go “new hotness”...

YES. IT’S TRUE. THIS MAN LOVES TO PUT VR PERIPHERALS IN HIS BUTT.

That is a brutal “c section scar”......

Butt sex. He has gross butt sex. He puts the bulb into his anus.