Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

So what’s the over/under on all these emails being fake. This week is seems pretty obvious at the very least letter 3 was written by Jane.

This is what happens when iPhone users write articles about Android. Samsung has all these features and since most Android users have these features Android users are not looking at fucking iPhone with envy. Can iPhone do half the shit Samsung can? Nope.

Hurtin for the “z” word?

Elliott is also “100 percent certain” that Thompson told him on July 22, “You are a black male athlete. I’m a white girl. They are not going to believe you.”

“And the gloves doing all the work are WHITE!! Just saying.” — Fox and Friends

#strongtaek

dont see the big deal the gloves do all the work

So you’re saying Deadspin published false information. What a surprise!

Diana seems to want the NCAA to participate in vigilante justice, because apparently US criminal justice system isn’t harsh enough already.

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

Glenn Greenwald says that focusing on the Russians’ involvement is ridiculous, and the people watching the video have no one to blame but themselves.

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

Glenn Greenwald just tweeted that Spain is trying to start a new cold war, and Jeremy Scahill says the refs are trying to mount a coup, WTF?

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

The Sixers are so bad they didn’t even make the Eastern Conference Finals the year they made the Finals.

Hmmm...I wonder why...

Australia can be a confusing nation sometimes. Not least because it’s a country comprised of many immigrant groups where Queen Elizabeth is the head of state. And yet strangely it has a law against politicians holding dual citizenship, even from other Commonwealth countries.

Agreed, but you took the lazy way out.