Considering the billions of people that consume rice daily, 60K cases per year is statistically insignificant.

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one?

Because people bitched and moaned about “the process,” the league stepped in and forced a win-now GM on the Sixers, who obviously allowed their superstar player to play injured. Something Hinkie never did.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

Remember, Tracy McGrady is his younger cousin.

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Probably not joking.

When Bill Simmons isn’t being an insufferable jackass, his writing can be a lot of fun.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

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how am i supposed to get a selfie of me pretending to enjoy the Cavs game if Lebron isn’t playing!

Honestly, if you can’t find a way to be entertained at an NBA game notwithstanding that one or both teams’ best players aren’t playing, you probably shouldn’t waste your money. Watch it at a sports bar.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

because.. uh.. patriarchy? white privilege? Idk someone help me out here.

Hey, remember when Gawker did pretty much the same damn thing and it was “ok” by everyone at Gizmodo? How’s this any different?

There’s just so many of those evil, awful websites, and we wanna take this guy done, so which one are they on?

I hate it when these sad jerks post nude photos and videos of celebrities. How dare they! And how dare the people that stand up for them...

In before the deluge of “I’ve never felt the urge to take nudes so clearly it’s just a problem for people who are kinda slutty! Honestly people should just stop complaining about leaks and stop taking nudes because if you take nudes it’s your fault if they get leaked” comments.

Mon dieu.

He could probably still do this if he wanted to.