Considering the billions of people that consume rice daily, 60K cases per year is statistically insignificant.

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one?

Because people bitched and moaned about “the process,” the league stepped in and forced a win-now GM on the Sixers, who obviously allowed their superstar player to play injured. Something Hinkie never did.

No, no, this is for basketball, not soccer.

Remember, Tracy McGrady is his younger cousin.

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

Probably not joking.

When Bill Simmons isn’t being an insufferable jackass, his writing can be a lot of fun.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

how am i supposed to get a selfie of me pretending to enjoy the Cavs game if Lebron isn’t playing!

Honestly, if you can’t find a way to be entertained at an NBA game notwithstanding that one or both teams’ best players aren’t playing, you probably shouldn’t waste your money. Watch it at a sports bar.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

Every business has debts, that’s nothing new. Trump has businesses and properties overseas, so it stands to reason he’d also have overseas contracts. This is just a nothing story.

Cheeto Hitler

Liberals keep dreaming of this magic bullet, this shocking revelation that will spur protective governmental action that’s going to somehow make it all better. They still think Trump is an aberration instead of the natural result of our system and the way both parties have developed over the last several decades, and…

Does this make him look good because he paid more taxes than a lot of rich conservatives, or bad because he lied about not paying taxes?

It also helps fuel the narrative of “the corrupt media looking for a ratings grab” because... well, why the fuck else would you hype up something so ultimately trivial by talking for 20 minutes about the importance of knowing the information THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE AT ALL

Mon dieu.

He could probably still do this if he wanted to.