Blows my mind how an NFL coach, in a nail biter playoff game, has only one time out left when the opposing team takes possession of the ball with 2:30 left and you need a stop to have a chance for a winning FG.

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

open hand spanking =/= hitting.

I think he said that after 8 years, when he can regain control of his business(es), if he finds they have done a poor job in his absence, they will be fired.

I agree with most of what you say, but you seem to never give answers. Always a lot of, “this sux and is wrong.” But never really any, “Here’s what we need to do...”

I’m not sure how to feel, yet, but one discomfiting thought that keeps coming back is how it feels kind of similar to how right leaning outlets would bring up pizzagate with a sorta “we just don’t know!” hands in the air routine.

Good on Gates taking the high road but... yeah, fuck that. That was a little more than mere lower body impact.

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

You’re going the wrong way!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Well, considering all of the people screaming about kicking the accused rapist out of Loyola because “hey, he violated the conduct code”-well, so did this one. Am I comparing rape to flipping the bird? Nope, so don’t be disingenous and say I am. I’m challenging the logic of people who defend this girl’s behaviour…

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.

As it should. Not that anyone was hurting but the last few deals have been way too friendly to the mid-tier guys and pretty good “stars”. Meanwhile what Lebron’s been paid vs. what he’d have made on an open market probably amounts to a couple of franchises.

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

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