Wait...who’s daughter?

History will teach US nothing.

FTFY

OHHHH CANNNNNAAADDDAAAA

The guy leaning on the hood while he’s trying to raise the car...I love this.

I’m unclear here - and I think the author is intentional in making this unclear - about who or what this occurrence with Paul was reported to.

I don’t understand - if these accusations are of real concern to the victims - why they don’t go to the police? I know this is Jez, and this very much goes against the grain,…

This sort of day drinking/poolside music is bad - you’re right.

It’s just so...flat?

This is for Greg Howard.

Do you have a dog, and if so what kind of dog?

Much obliged.

JV is the only starting big man in the league (and NCAA?) who:

ayyyyyyyy

Hahahaha. So good.

Charles is about to find out how analytics dickstaste.

I like this.

Uh ya, that's not a contusion.

Like the replies on Gawker mentioned a few days ago:

This is a story about two not-so nice people. One is finished that stage of life, but the other is just getting started.

Pretty weird for someone with two blown ACLs to not know that "mileage" doesn't have anything to do with the injury.