Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

By request, I'm going to tell you guys about some of the science behind vaccinations/immunizations, why it's important to get them, and why "over-vaccination" isn't something that can occur. Many of you that support vaccinations may know some of this, but perhaps I can provide a little more "technical" insight into…

The worst thing about anti-vax is this: for every disease that this woman survived (thank goodness), she passed it to many other people including people with suppressed immune systems (AIDS, cancer), infants too young for vaccination, and elders whose vaccines have worn off.

THIS. Her whole life is a walking talking "bitch, I'm fabulous" moment.

That outfit, lord, that's some straight Marlene Dietrich badassery right there.

But you understand the problem with referring to surgically altered labia as "fixed," right?

"Fixed?" You're kidding, right?

I wonder if I could be given juuuuust enough of this drug to have medium good pitch? I am the worst singer of all time, but I would like to have slightly better sounds come out of my head when I am really belting out "Come Sail Away" in the car. I don't need perfect pitch - I would settle for having fewer people…

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Exactly.

Americans: you must embrace Boxing Day. Embrace it. Don't call it After Christmas bullshit. Boxing Day, Americans. Take it on and make it yours.

i just wish mcD's brought back the Big Xtra, man that was a good burger.

Judecca is really, really doing it for me.

"But...but...I would be *FLATTERED* if women ogled my peen in public, even once!!!!"

Says guys who have no idea that their baseless fantasy of all young, fit, attractive ladies giving them sexy winks at the bar occasionally while flirting is not at all comparable to the reality of leering/catcalls/sexual aggression…

When you compare common reactions to Jennifer Lawrence with, say, Kristen Stewart, it seems like a pretty good example of "women can't win." One often appears pleasant and is called fake for it. The other often appears sullen and is called a bitch who shouldn't act if she doesn't want to appear in public looking…

My husband has excellent soft lips, but I will admit that they've never once tasted like Lipsmackers. I should start pushing that agenda.

Magnificent. Once again, you recommend another gem. How do you find these, Lauren?

Did it occur to you that a given system might produce the desired outcome (you and your buddies getting laid) without that system being ethical or logical? That it might be successful, but not for the reasons advertised?