I think it’s best to make plans to meet up in the very first message. Or at least within the first 5-10 messages. I don’t see any sense in getting attached to someone before ever actually meeting.

Oh, no. I revealed way less about myself than he did.

Nope nope nope.

What a chonka burnin’ love!

I’ll bet you that he’s less divorced than he claims to be and realized there was no way to meet you and keep his secret.

Hmmm...probably just a Mardi Gras themed cocktail party but that will likely be more fun than a regular cocktail party.

Dude’s married.

I love this chart. (OH LAWD HE COMIN) I have a cat who is somewhere between “A heckin’ chonker” and “HEFTYCHONK”

A lot of men (or maybe people but I only talk to men on dating apps) like to fantasize about meeting up and “doing something” with the people they talk to but have no intention of actually ever really following through. They’re bored at midnight and feeling sorry for themselves and lonely so they want to talk to…

His behaviour has nothing to do with you. You’re lovely. There’s just a lot of assholes on dating apps.

It may be a shitty silver lining, but at least you found out he sucks after only three months and not after years and years. You’ve either been catfished or ghosted. Both suck and are shitty things to do to someone. Give yourself a little time to feel hurt and embarrassed—that’s natural—then say good fucking riddance…

I had to work this morning, then after I got off I went to the grocery store because I could tell that I was going to crash the moment I got home.

Thank you! I really like how the hat came out! It took a lot less time than the window. 

Haha, it’s not so much that they’re bad - it’s more that my decorations are literally some homemade candy corn garlands in my front windows, which are on the second story.  I’m just lazy, lol.

That's hilarious, but I'm sorry your decorations look bad. 

YES! This will be my 4th time. I am literally tingling right now. Also, cannot believe I was the first post.

My decorations are so bad that my dad took a pic of my live-in nephew in his Spiderman costume in front of the neighbor’s house and decorations, lol.

Woohoo!  Have you gone before?

How are everyone’s Halloween decorations coming? We’re competing in a Harry Potter themed competition. Here is our “window” and Sorting Hat.

AIRLINE BOOKING TRIUMPH ALERT: Just booked the only nonstop flight from SF to New Orleans for Mardi Gras 2019. Online it was a reasonable $512 but the website gave me an error message so I called in. By some amazing luck, when the agent booked it, it was $100 LESS! $412 NONSTOP TO MARDI GRAS :::DOING THE MAMBO:::