Or we could call the obvious joke a joke...

He plays like he just realized he’s only making 620k per year.

Here you are, on a sports website comment section, saying that sports are for children.

Only problem is that “ovations” in Yankee Stadium usually sound a lot different than in Milwaukee....

Only white players can do that.  

From what I’ve learned about MLB players having really bad days in the past week, Sanchez should apologize for last night, saying those things happened a long time ago, and doesn’t reflect who he is as a player now.

“Socialism doesn’t work, because you depend on the people in charge not to be assholes, and the people in charge are always assholes!”
- The Man in Charge

I will see your Ocasio-Cortez and raise you one Jason Spencer.

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

I know she’s new to the game but that was a huge walk back. If you have the balls to support Palestine (so few if any politicians do) you cannot waffle on it. I was So dissappointed when she did that bc to me it signalled that she is perhaps more of the same. In 20 years folks won’t be afraid to call what's happening…

Considering the current Republican president is the most ignorant person to have ever held the office, Republicans don’t have much to stand on in terms of criticizing Democrats for being ignorant. 

Honestly I had to deactivate my Reddit account, the sheer amount of people (on both sides, I know) who skip the articles and go straight to “nyaaah” is insufferable.

She’s not wrong, but she hasn’t changed anyone’s mind in that crowd and ultimately accomplished nothing more than fill a couple moments of dead silence with speech. That party has gotten to the point where you don’t even need to screech/be mad to get nothing useful done - and the other party? Gets out and protests on…

Counterpoint:

Nikki Haley Subtly Shit-Talks on Trump— Says He’s Not Persuading Anybody, is not a Leader— Before Audience of Young Conservatives, Gets Massive Applause

Leadership is walking out on the UN Human Rights Council and exiting speeches from your “rivals.” 

“Real leadership is about persuasion, it’s about movement, it’s bringing people around to your point of view,” she added. “Not by shouting them down, but by showing them how it is in their best interest to see things the way you do.”

You’ll pry my 7+ dildos out of my cold, dead, in-defiance-of-good-taste-, impulse-control-and-medical-recommendation-stuffed orifices.

I love, love, love this idea! Different standards, different outcome!

You can be denied a vote on suspicion of being incapacitated, but a sundowning Alzheimer’s patient can run the country (once again!)?

We need a massive class action suit here.