Cillian Murphy looks like a much more creepy, less human version of Mads Mikkelson, who is probably also more polite.
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I know that was kind of dickish of Real Person Edward James Olmos, but it just makes me feel so much better about it to picture Admiral Adama walking through Galactica thinking “my son’s a whiny asshole and my boo is mad at me about martial law UH-GAIN and is Starbuck even in this dimension anymore and.... get out of…
I am positively dying with laughter, because I am picturing Hugh Grant stalking the perimeter of this place waiting for his cult of underaged coeds to smuggle him in undetected and whisk him off to a residence hall. Why this is so damn funny to me, i dunno. The one about the coke bottle just set off this elaborate and…
I actually would really like to meet Sean Connery. Back in like the 1950s he barehandedly broke the arm of some mobster who was dating and abusing Lana Turner when she was making a film with Sean Connery. Guy showed up on set and got his ass kicked.
Dammit, I really liked J.K. Rowling.
My mom terrified Tim Allen, once. She was shrieking at my dad (“Alan! ALAN!”) and naturally, dude thought she meant “Allen.” He bolted. She never noticed he’d been standing next to us.
No Harrison Ford is a prick. I stole bread from his breadbasket on my way out of a restaurant on purpose. He fucking deserved it.
Somehow, I’m ok with Admiral Adama being a little crusty.
Fun fact: Hugh Grant is also banned from The Daily Show.
Nice! We go every year, and to the one in March too. My fave story is the Patrick Stewart one...when he was signing our pic my husband asked him if he was going to use his mind powers to make all my clothes fall off, and i’d try to cover up but he’d have already seen everything (watch his episode of Extras, and you’ll…
I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…
I went to St Andrews too! Lots of Dunhill stories.
Hey, she should have a little sympathy for the Devil.
Jon once asked me if I was high.
I’m already a bit drunk so I love the brevity of your tale. xo Mitch Connor.
Harrison Ford once refused to give me candy on Halloween. Probably entirely justifiable that he wouldn’t be down to open his door and talk to a zillion random people trick-or-treating, but at as a 9 year old I took it pretty hard.
Jon Stewart once backed away from me slowly.
Saw a dude who suspiciously looked like Bruce Willis driving a very fancy car on the Eisenhower in Chicago and kind of stared at him open-mouthed (for I was a child in my parents back seat). He kind of looked over at me and gave me the finger. Which made me roll to the floor with laughter.
Jennifer Lopez tried to kill me once. I kinda deserved it.