It’s very typical locker room talk to me. “I totally hooked up with Lisa last night and let me tell you, she enjoyed the ride.”

He’s proud, perhaps for the first time ever. I’ll allow it. The real one who lacks class is his ex, who apparently shamed him.

People will go to extreme “lengths”to fix or hide their imperfections...

“She didn’t get to see it that night, but she definitely felt it”

Sounds like mere gravity at work... bit like us women’s boobs drooping with age, right?

I’m off to bleach my eyeballs now.

I’m just gonna go ahead and assume he meant to say “masculinity.”

The bit about it stretching...yikes.

OMG brilliant dirty dad joke!

Wait what?

Calling Mr. Trump...

OMFG. That sounds painful and not at all worth it. But if he's happy then meh. I kinda want to see the before and after.

Nope, they’re silicone. Not sure how you missed that in the arti....wait

OK hold up...

Right I forgot everybody who is pro-life has the exact same beliefs and should all be painted with same giant sweeping brush. I forgot.

If you believe abortion should be illegal, which she says she does, and which is the stated and active position of the site she wrote for, the corollary is that you think pregnant women should be forced to give birth whether they want to or not. It's really that simple.

I'm just not getting the same vibe you guys are I guess. Something really traumatic happened to her and she's sharing her story and she obviously doesn't want other women to be hurt the way she was. Saying that she thinks women in abused relationships should be forced to carry their babies is a pretty extreme…