Beige Against the Machine.

Sweet, I’ll buy some $33 coasters to protect my $9.99 Ikea Lack end table (made from the finest Chinese laminated pressboard).

HNNNGggg

Volvo: Mid-Century Modern furniture shop.

I’ll take this one thank you

Still rather have this though:

No they don’t. I live there too, and it’s almost always ratty MD-plated junkers. Stop making things up.

My inner ricer loves the cars from the movie. I think a neuspeed supercharger and a five speed swap would make it a fun car to drive, as well as a cool piece of automotive history. Say what you will, but the movies got a lot of people into cars. They may start with rice and some never grow out of it, bit some people…

Volkswagen

We Lied. Nobody Died.

Dear Nissan, the only thing uglier than your cars is the way you treat your employees.

“they like to randomly dart towards the ditch/oncoming traffic/etc.”

Late 90’s/early 200’s Chevy Malibu.

I mean, Chrysler Sebring/200/Dodoge Avenger is pretty on the money. Also, Dodge Caliber and Journey, Jeep Patriot and Compass; just about any pre-2014 ChryCo product come to think of it.

Dear god. Who would have thought an airport-service Beetle would be the Beetle I want the most, at least right now. That thing is absolutely glorious. THANK YOU so much for putting it here. I feel like just knowing about it makes the world better.

No, no it doesn’t.

There’s a special place in hell reserved for you. (And also for me since my mind instantly knew what you were referring to)

Apparently New Beetle pickup conversions are a thing.