I think I'll go with option A, as I've basically given up on the dating scene anyhow.

“Yeah, well your fixie is a piece of shit, your beard looks ridiculous, your glasses are fake and gauged ears are stupid.”

Thank you.

“Hallo? Engineers? Ve have ze new office ready for you!”

In typical motorhome fashion, everything sounds so broken.

Yeah but nobody died as a result...

I’m waiting for the GM lovers to chime in here...

Aircooled Volkswagen. They have a scent all their own. And it’s wonderful.

A few years late but hey, there's a few of my herd!

It could be worse, it could be an automatic Ferrari 400.

Thunderball was the worst Bond movie. Until Daniel Craig came along.

A wonderful tribute to a wonderful man.

Having done fleet maintenance and repairs on CVPIs in the past- these things probably can last basically forever. It was rare to do more than a brake job and an oil change.

Porsche lacks the appeal to the white trash, welfare collecting crowd that Timmy’s does.

Famous people with the last name “Walker” need to avoid Porsches apparently.

That ad made me cry when I was 6...

I used to work at a small Porsche resto shop... one of my customers had a ‘71 911T, he was a sales manager at the local Toyota dealership.

I think that car recently rolled over a million, if I'm thinking of the same one.

In no particular order-

This was taken a couple of weeks ago. Not mini, Beetle. Car is basically original mechanically, even the clutch. I replaced the turbo last year and did the original alternator two years ago.