The phrase "LOL you're not a model" has never applied more.

26? Twenty. Six?

Oh honey no. Nahuh.

Why do women in their 40s insist on such outrageous claims about their age. I might believe she's 42 but 26?! Girl, please. Also, if I closed my eyes and dreamt up the most hideous boyfriend in my imagination I could not have come up with that nightmare.

seriously.... they couldn't do anything about her face? Ok soooo I'm judgy but like if you are gonna get work done, I'd definitely consider some other types of work.

Uhhhhh that individual is not 26 years old.

Mark , I'm pretty sure you just achieved cult status. This was the tipping point.

You know, this is exactly the kind of shit that made Dawn my least favorite of the Babysitters. Not cool at all like fashionable junk-food addict artist Claudia.

I suppose the question is whether Dawn Schaefer is eternally an 8th grader or not. If she is eternally an early teen, I pity her a great deal, and also she is too young to have children not to vaccinate. If she has an alternate identity as a 40ish year old, then I submit that many of us were terribly, terribly…

I never said she shouldn't be making music. I just think she's done a lot to stay in the spotlight and "remain relevant" outside of the music. She was revolutionary when she first debuted but she hasn't really evolved as time has progressed and what she's been doing in the past several years just seems like a…

Ron Swanson and Tammy 2's love makes me so happy. They're pretty much my relationship role-models (in real life, not on Parks and Rec, obv).

the best part about snapchats is that when you done viewing them, they disappear forever. So,there's that.

BEING sexy past 35 (or 45, or 55) is both terrific and obviously possible. Repeatedly, desperately shouting "LOOKIT ME ACTING SEXY" is barely tolerated in youngsters — I think we give them a pass because we assume they don't know better yet? — but comes off as desperate and annoying for someone of Madonna's history,…

Dear Madonna:

Is this what aging feels like? How soon before I start shooing children off my lawn and squeezing my guinea pigs just a little too tight when I dress them in their little outfits?

Oh, thank you! I just DIED reading your take on Madonna and (at age 28) I feel the same! I called in my first noise complaint to local police this year, thus cementing my status as an Official Old, so I know how you feel.

"Is this what aging feels like? How soon before I start shooing children off my lawn and squeezing my guinea pigs just a little too tight when I dress them in their little outfits?"

I want Christian Grey to be real so that I can throw him into a volcano. You can throw a book into a volcano but it isn't the same.

I had to read Tyra's tweet three times, and I'm still not sure I get it.

I, too, aspire to have a minimalist, well-edited beauty product routine. I'm almost there with my skincare, but I'm still floundering in the makeup department. There's so many brands and I'm a total sucker for the "cult classic" label.

I mean this sincerely: there is no way to say the phrases "I will argue against the servers" and "think these servers need to suck it up," without being an AWFUL human being.