It's for the best, if you say you're bringing over Nutella and then show up with a baby there may be disappointment.

SCOTUS needs to come down hard on the Jaden, Caden, Braden crowd. The lower courts have failed to act but this country has been through enough.

Disappointed by any situation involving French people and Nutella that doesn't feature me eating a crepe.

Eh. A choosy mom would name her baby Jif.

You clearly need to see Mandy Moore in Saved!, one of the greatest movies of all time.

My boyfriend is sterile. I love it. I don't want kids and I always seem to find dudes who want them, so when my boyfriend and I met and got along like gangbusters AND then I found out he can't have kids, I was like, GOTTA LOCK THIS SHIT DOWN. And by lock it down, I mean we got some pets together.

That's probably because of all your ebola.

I grew up when all these diseases were rampant. Polio was still around too, but I got my first dose of vaccine in second grade. They were awful illnesses. Why any parent would want to risk their child potentially having any of them if it can be prevented, is beyond me.

*ahem* it's "that honky tonk badonkadonk"

GO AWAY! Your song's lame.

Ruth Wilson's Suburban Shootout castmate Tom Hiddleston makes a pretty good "O" face. I could watch that all day (not that I have...)

I'm pretty sure a pirate started the booty movement.

Yuck, I'm not a feminist! I just reap the benefits of feminism.

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".

re: male orgasm face, men make most of the media, and it seems like men think they look dumb when they orgasm. I think it's the same thinking that means we get no dong on GoT, but all the boobs and bush we can handle.

"Whoever gets to date me"

Please go away Megan Trainor. Your faux body positivity and sex shaming are not amusing.

"I started the booty song movement"