I just learned from Wikipedia that Moniz was the "designated survivor" for last year's State of the Union... it seems like it would have been comforting to have a founding father step in as president in the aftermath of something horrible happening at the State of the Union.

Someone on my Twitter posted, "Do you think the President is extra nervous knowing that a literal Founding Father is in the audience?" I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

I skipped a lot of health class, can you cry yourself pregnant?

This here is another baby I that I find adorable.

Thank you for that laugh. In return I give you baby Barbarian's very best awful picture.

Me too! Way to have a giant head and a tiny wrinkly body, BABY. I bet you can't even do simple multiplication problems yet.

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

WOW. An even bigger cunt.

now THAT looks like a fun baby

I won prettiest girl in Clay Cross (where I grew up in the UK) when I was about 4. Obviously not as high an accolade as this baby is getting, but I can still say that all those balloons and admiring glances from like, the lollipop lady and my mum, went to my head. My sister hated me for it too. God, fame is *such*…

I'm gonna climb out of my witch cave just to say " I feel nothing" looking at this baby

30 Rock purists will recognize the construction worker who harasses Kimmy, as the same construction worker that harassed Liz. HE IS CANON!

As an apocalyptic cult baby, I approve this realistic portrayal of cult babies. We're that fuckin' weird.

That yellow hat line made me laugh out loud.

There's nothing about this I don't like, including a stealth Carol Kane.

please D'Fwink responsibly

So you're procrastinating on your netflix signup?

I will support anything and everything that leads to Jane Krakowski being on my television.