That is actually something that made it really hard for me to remove mine! You are supposed to stick your finger up there and press in the side at the rim before you remove it- so there is no suction, see? But mine always migrated so far up that my tiny fingers couldn't reach the rim to press it in. So it would be…

I always feel like the act of cutting off a woman's hair is somehow really super, extra creepy. It's not violent, but it's almost like, "I'm doing this to take away your pride and to subvert the beauty I ultimately think you need taken from you. I would slash your face, but you know, then I'd go to jail and people…

UGH. I love the last gif where you see him clench his ass at the end. Yuuuummmmm....

I always assumed he was just a bunch of intricately stacked tiny dicks.

No Justin Bieber. This. This is how you do an underwear ad.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

when you're 3 feet tall, 5" looks big.

I FOUND IT

i hope you guys fall in love so much

My mom's eyeglasses and my grandmother's diabetes medication are all the leverage I need to win every fight!

I know, right? In my fam we settle things the mature way. With farts and by hiding important things from one another.

This reminds me of The Mighty Boosh.

Gaslighting is certainly enough reason to pull the plug on a marriage. It isn't a relationship without an equal balance of power, and gaslighting is abusive.

If someone tried to cut my hair while I slept, the scissors would go through the throat. Not even exaggerating here.

I would not be cool with this. Not just because I don't want to wake up and find someone who dislikes me holding a sharp object near my head. I don't like my sister's partner at all but I would never cut his hair while he slept. I would just pee in his shoes, like an adult.

"It's not mean if it's true" isn't even reasonable. Some of the MOST mean things are true. Part of behaving in polite society is NOT saying shit that will hurt someone, even if it's true. Jesus.

Yes. This is something abusers do to victims to humiliate and debase them. Filing a police report and getting an order of protection would not be out of line at all.

I know one thing, if my husband acted like someone physically harming me was no big deal, he wouldn't be my husband much longer.

If she's taking a nap upstairs at her SIL and BIL's house while the adults are watching TV, that tells me she and her husband don't have kids. That's great news. She can divorce the guy and be rid of him and his crazy sister, because he is also a nut job if he thinks his sister's behavior is remotely acceptable.

this...is assault? yes??