My father is broken up about this. He got a week's detention by the nuns in his Catholic school because he and his friend snuck out of a field trip showing of some Saint Patrick movie and they watched La Dolce Vita instead. He said it was the best week of detention he ever had.

That scene though.

Did they have to extract her from her vehicle?

I drank vanilla extract once in a teenage bid to go from drunk to more drunk. Results: not sure, I was already drunk.

White Girl Wasted: Boss Level.

The one they named "Cade" is the evil one. Calling it now.

Is it terrible that I would seriously consider marking their feet with numbers so I didn't get them confused. Feeding times going to be rough & I don't envy the sleep deprivation they're in for.

Not to mention Identical Quintuplets.

Yep. My husband brings home the best stories from his job. He works at a fancy resort restaurant in Marin County California and all kinds of douche happens there. It is always the "normal" people who are the jerks. They had an entire crowd of A-listers for a birthday party once (and I do mean A-listers) and they…

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

Ahhhh I love the TSwift link, mostly because her dad is still suuuuch a dad. Pleated pants city, surrounded by Haim - love it.

I think we don't need to discuss Bieber's bits ever again.

I hate the phrase "he's a grower, not a shower" more than anything in the world.

Good to see Helena Bonham Carter moving on from the divorce

I am quite concerned that my mother has early-onset Alzheimer's or dementia(not sure of the actual correct terminology, I know there's a gray line). She is extremely forgetful and absentminded. She keeps leaving the stove on(we have an electric flat-top stove and the burners turn bright red when left on). I tell her…

My partner did too.

Ugh. It's been a rough 24 hours. My very good friend did some lovely victim blaming regarding the whole Bill Cosby situation. She mercifully started back pedalling after I started calling her out. I love her and don't want to fight, it takes all my will power to bite my tongue when she posts other questionable…

We had people over at our apartment last night. Only 5 friends, plus my husband and myself. We're more of the sink into the couch and watch tv types, reveling in our mutual introversion, and don't usually entertain at our home, so this was a change of pace.

I'm about to move to another country but I'm in love with a friend in my current country and I might die if I don't tell him but the idea of telling him makes me want to throw up AND I think it would be unfair to tell him right before jumping on a plane and leaving. Urgst.