The way I think of it is that I'm the same age as his supposed fiancé and I would marry Stephen Fry.

I WAS PUNK AF

I see you with your Pushing Daisies reference, Madeleine. Pie-Maker Lee Pace gave me many pants feelings.

he is a person from POP PUNK BAND good charlotte

"Will Ferrell is a man."

My 2003-5 infatuation with Maroon5 makes Adam Levine just slightly less awful than John "Wonderland" Mayer.

This picture really makes them look like the heads of every single joint sorority-fraternity Spring Fling committee.

Haha. I love the cut to the cat lying down curled up. That cat is like "Yeah I'm just gonna nap now, LMK when you're done with this futile enterprise."

I'm sorry who exactly decreed the bed belonged to the adorable puppy? Kitteh, clearly had eminent domain.

#rebelheart

Her hairline is freaking me out even more than usual in that video still.

My firstborn to the new outlet which first reports on their wedding decor with some iteration of "LIFESTYYYYYYYYLEZ OF THE RICH AND THE FAMMMMOUUUSSSSSS" in the headline

#sportsballstruggles

It's so cold in my apartment right now my cat is huddling up against a heating vent for warmth.

*cries while huddling in 5 sweaters*

CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE PRESSES AND TALK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE THOSE DAMN COLORED PANTS WITH SUSPENDERS ARE?

I'm determined not to let anything get me down today, so I'm just focusing on how cute it is that all these couples are so adorably matchy.

So basically someone is playing the primary game— expect to see Jeb push further and further into the whackadoodle right as the primary heats up. I expect a full-Romney by the time 2016 rolls around and to ignore all of his history in favor of appeasing the Teanuts.