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Better pro? Maybe. Better con? Definitely.

I'm tired of finding new reasons to be annoyed with my mother-in-law, but raising her son to believe that Hamburger Helper=real cooking continues to make me nutty. I made lightened up chicken fried rice for dinner...from scratch, everything fresh. Which is how I cook 98% of the time! My husband objected because, "What

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. I was just looking in my Netflix queue for something to watch, and they're apparently losing a BUNCH of UK/BBC tv shows on Feb 1. So if you wanted to binge on Spooks/MI-5 (which you should, at least seasons 7-9 because Richard Armitage), Luther, Doctor Who (!!!!), Torchwood, The State

I can't believe the world is filled with so many hateful bigots. Here is an argument I got into the other day on a friend's facebook. My initials are LB.

if the crying cats thing is true, I am completely fucked. Nice knowing y'all...

In my efforts to be healthier, I worked out today for a whole 20 minutes! Then I felt like I was going to throw up. Now I'm ordering chinese food.

If Maru was my cat, my life would be nothing but setting up ever more elaborate series of boxes. I would be unemployed, starving and crazed from lack of sleep, and I would be totally, completely happy.

Whoopsie daisies! I was so proud that I had been sweeping/vacuuming and washing all the sheets and towels while my black cat that never shuts up criss-crossed back and forth in front of me howling like she was starving to death (I keep telling her that if she kills me no one will feed her). Guess I'm already fucked

You have to have collard greens and black eye peas for prosperity. The greens are for green backs and the peas represent coins. Or at least that's how my South Carolina Low Country family does it.

It would have been helpful if this was posted yesterday! my cats have been crying. I did the laundry today. My husband ate chicken.....we're fucked again.

I got gifs of Maru too!

It's really difficult not to hate this woman. I grew up in this kind of smug, judgmental, repressed religious environment. People thought they were so nice and generous when they condescended to hate the sin, etc., but the stifling of individuality, of independence, of sexuality of any kind was just so fucking stupid.

As I mourn the loss of my boyfriend to someone else (I hope you're happy), here are my favorite Joseph Gordon-Levitt gifs:

Only on the holidays, bae.

He is the winner of the Hunger Games that is Jezebel.com.

It's related to fund-raising. So networking/cultivating friendships for profit-based purposes. So, pretty much the worst.