Because life is about the Conversation and Jezebel is about Respectful Debate, I also would like to voice my FULL support for Jason Derulo vis a vis this 57 minute supercut of him saying his own name

okay, like this song makes me want to slow dance with a hot dude in a hanes undershirt in a dive bar with low lighting and we're both drinking whisky and everyone's a little sweaty because it's a sultry summer night.

WHERE IS COLDPLAY SKY FULL OF STARS

I understand what you mean, but you know that lots of white women have big asses, right?

"I'm bringing booty back (newsflash, she has none so...yeah)...go 'head and tell those skinny bitches that."

A male friend actually lost 100 lbs playing dance, dance revolution and I lost about 25 doing wii stuff, so video games can help. But I don't see why knitting or crosswords wouldn't be just as effective by his theory. You could also constantly paint your nails..wait until dry, take off and repeat until you're a…

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

Ashlee Simpson: The "and guest" of her own life.

Wow, these are AMAZING. And her face is stunning. Something about her vibe is reminding me of Sophia Loren.

The furious mansplaining in the comments is pretty damned funny, but I wish people would stop ungraying the assholes.

Thank you for posting this and highlighting part of what has left me unsettled about the intensity of the outrage about this decision to pull the Interview. It seems awfully suspect that NOW is the time we care about hacking (and only related to this movie!) when women have been terrorized by hacks for years and…

Let's face it, most threats on the internet probably come from man-babies in their jammies, firing out missives on the old computer mom keeps in the basement. They're not capable of so much as doing laundry or shopping for groceries, much less committing a hate crime.

But, but, but ..... women are less of a person than a corporation is, so this makes perfect sense. To someone.

Ann Coulter is NOT a cunt. She lacks the depth and warmth.

It's an open secret that Coulter is a professional shock jockey who believes barely a single iota of what she says in public. Many of her friends are liberal and she' supposedly a cool person in private.

The attention you get when you say you were raped is literally the worst kind of attention. It is either people calling you a liar or coddling you to the extent you feel like a child or ignoring you because they don't know how to react. I can't imagine desiring that attention, in any form. It's one of the many, many…

This is one of the infuriating aspects of the Black Lives Matter conversation, how quickly conservatives / many white Americans try to change the subject. "What about black men murdering black men? What about teenage pregnancy? Hey, ALL lives matter." Cool story bro, that's the not the subject at hand, and it is…

Nope.

Because no white girl EVER got pregnant as a teenager, AMIRIGHT???