bananerz
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bananerz

Oh, it's definitely my Holy Grail nail care product. I try others, but always have a tin of Burt's Bees as my backup.

They still had them in stock online last time I looked (I had to buy a backup of Tomoko), and if you can find them at Ulta, they're all pretty much half off! I'm really mad about it, I think they're the most successful texture.

The PixieDust line is my favorite, and now I have to hoard them since they stupidly decided to discontinue them. They really are basically indestructible, AND when I get really lazy and have a chip, you can't even tell if you dab a little onto the naked part.

I am obscenely jealous you got this to work for you. I just use Orly Nail Rescue with the glue and mysterious powder because I kept gluing the tea bag to my skin, ugh.

Cuticles are just terrible, terrible things. Burt's Bees Lemon cuticle cream thing works really well in personal experience, and if you can stand it (I can't) a lot of people swear by wearing lotion/moisturizing gloves overnight.

My middle nail has been glued together for a couple of weeks now (I use a nail repair kit instead because I can never get tea bags to hold) and textured polishes are saving my ass. I can never buff the nail smooth enough, but you can't tell through a couple of coats of texture.

Seriously. I tend to use a nail repair kit with acrylic(?) powder, and my middle nail is currently glued together because there is no way I can file it down to the break without bleeding and pain.

I'd really like to know how she keeps her booty secret. Does she just shuffle around with it against a wall all the time?

SO JEALOUS. If I could dress exactly like her, right now, I would. All the time.

And Miss Fisher has the most exquisite wardrobe! It's also probably the only show I watch where I really like all the main characters, no exceptions.

After so long, I have a system: receive text from unknown Houston number, ignore texts for approximately one week until he finds new jailbait, then delete the number from my phone again. It really is sad that there are other guys like that. Seriously, we're not waiting for you.

If it wasn't for the tattoos, I would swear we have the same ex. Every four-six months, I get an "I miss you/love you/etc." text when this dude's latest barely-legal girlfriend is out of the picture. For context, I'm 24, he's older, and most of the girls are high school seniors.

Before my dad retired a kid in one of his classes had parents who gave meth to their baby and retained custody of all their children. METH. It's literally insane that DPS is having a fit over kids walking home when there are kids who are way worse off.

Same here! I wash my hands so much that I keep the round Eos hand lotions in my purse, by my bed, next to my seat on the couch, you name it. Clean hands are the best and even slightly dirty ones are terrible.

Every day, because I am always vaguely greasy by bedtime. If I'm really lazy I'll just wash my face, and I don't wash my hair unless it's too gross for dry shampoo to handle the next day.

Yes! I was so excited when I found it! And clearly am still excited now.

...I may or may not be currently watching the Animaniacs on Amazon Prime right now.

I would like a fuzzy baby penguin, but will have to content myself with the pile of cats trying to steal my body heat. It's so cold for Texas standards and the stupid rain means the woodpile is all damp and we can't even have a fire in the damn woodstove.

"The higher the hair, the closer to God." The only way it could get worse is if she had a bump-it under there like half the girls I know.

Ugh, the stress diet. The last time I did that I lived off of chocolate milk, baby spinach, greek yogurt, and various caffeinated drinks for the better part of two weeks. It was not fun.