Right? Where the hell are all the “If a brown kid takes the only recourse he has to protest disgustingly racist treatment in a way that even remotely affects the racists’ lives, that proves he’s a money-grubbing liar!”people coming from?

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

The fact that anyone still takes Cathy Brennan seriously shows how far we have left to go. This is a person who deliberately doxxes trans* teenagers purely to do them harm.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

The scene where luke turns himself over to vader in ROTJ is a great scene. It’s the first glimpse of vader having a glimmer of good underneath.

I am right there with you almost exactly. My boy is 7 and this has been carved in stone as a “daddy and son are gonna lose their minds event” since the first preview last year.

This is like the haters guide to Star Wars, chin-stroking version.

As someone who isn't that big of a Star Wars fan and enjoyed Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith, I kind of want this to happen just for the salt and grown men crying.

...I don’t know that not wearing gear and passing on a double yellow equate to assault with a vehicle...

The driver should be charged with attempted murder - but because he “only” hit a motorcycle, he won’t be.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I am going to feel the Bern SO HARD next year.

I think what bothers me most about this whole fiasco is that, even if CMP is found to be at fault, the damage is already done. The videos have already been seen by millions. The topic has been beaten into the ground, raised from the dead, and beaten again. The horrible nonsense Carly Fiorina spouted at the debate the…

Yep. So...I think itscrhome has the right idea here.

Someone needs to call Naughty Dog and ask to borrow the Uncharted environment tech. The sand from 3 and the mud from 4 (per the upcoming demo) is pretty remarkable.

Unlike this snow which is, apparently, UNmarkable.

I’ll see myself out.

Well there were going to be Botans in the clip but unfortunately many Bothans died to bring us the video in the first place.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…