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LOL GENETICS? Go find pictures of when she was Paris Hilton’s stylist or assistant or whatever she was. She was an adult with a standard kind of unremarkable figure and her face didn’t look almost anything like it does now. Genetics! LOL! This bitch!

Yeah, “genetics” named Drs. Kramer and Wasserstein of the Malibu Secret Surgery Clinic...

Problem with Kartrashians, they raised so call unrealistic beauty bar so far up, they can’t reach it themselves.

Is she a billionaire? I know there was all sorts of BS talk about Kylie being a billionaire (which was not true), but Kim isn’t really, is she? She’s insanely wealthy, so we’re talking a distinction without (much of) a difference, but she’s not in the B-category (yet), I believe. Let’s not give her more credit than

The thing for is, in recognizing that it’s political theater, casting judgment on the circumstances feels like falling for the theater to me. She’s played in Russia for years, where she’s a star foreign athlete—it’s not like the Russian league isn’t a vanity project itself. I think it’s just as plausible that she’s

She says she’s “only ever had botox” like she didn’t have a completely different face like 12 years ago.

“I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this. First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that. Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what

all of this celebrity “getting in shape” stuff is such bullshit.

Cool Girl is back, and she has an update for the 2020s.

You and I both know that this isn’t a “joke” by any means.

Aren’t most of his kids born via IVF? Since there’s two sets of twins and one set of triplets?

The best outcome I see for her is getting sentenced to 2-7 years (depending on the judge) and then getting released after ~ 6mo to a year in a prisoner swap. 

The pessimist in me sees Russia offering Paul Whelan for Viktor Bout, and due to the political/public outcry believing Griner is worth more than she actually is

Sweden, China, Russia, and a plethora of other countries make the US look like a beacon of equality in comparison. We got a long way to go but I couldn’t imagine being of African descent and willingly choosing to go to any of those countries.

The Russian people are as subject to these draconian laws as Griner

Good luck to her. If I’ve learned anything from Stranger Things, it’s that Russian prisons are full of monsters.

And millions on Twitter.

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

I don't get how people can be so stupid. This isn't just internet masses who are upset, this is people who work in single player games FOR EA and EA is literally talking shit about the games they are being paid by EA to make. I promise those people will not forget anytime soon. Like are you joking? Do you forget

Nepotism.

this should be the final nail in the coffin for joe’s reelection hopes. the fact that this has come so far in consideration shows that Joe Biden is an inept leader for the democratic party. He is far to willing to concede democratic platform for nothing more than decorum.