Given my other interests and the fact that my friends all love this show, I feel like I should too... but I don't. How does one get into Arrested Development? Do I have to start with the first episode, watch 3-5 in a row, to get it in my system? Or is it the kind of thing you get immediately or you don't? My…

For the rest of my life Justin Bieber's name will be Purple Poopy Pants. Thank you for that.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Right? We used to fill tennis balls with strike-anywhere match heads and throw them down abandoned train tunnels. I didn't really get in trouble at school, but I know a bunch of kids who pulled stupid stunts (like doing a backflip in the cafeteria, making a shirt with the principal's face on it, putting cartons of…

Hahaha I just laughed out loud at that.

We used to pile as many people as possible in my friend's tricked out Ford Explorer, drive around all on top of each other, and shoot potato guns out the side of it - in the school parking lot.

Agreed. If I were in high school now, I'd probably be on the no-fly list.

My mom called in a bomb threat to the rival school's prom after her then-boyfriend took another girl to the dance. My dad and uncle went to that school and, years later, were like "Hey, remember when our prom had to evacuate because of a bomb threat?" And my mom was all, lolz that was me. That was probably 1978 or so?

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Yes! Why is this so hard for young men to understand? Men are really comfortable discussing women's sartorial choices but they rarely make any effort at it. Come on, now.

I am so glad that I set my coffee down before reading that. You just made my morning. At least he's not grabbing his crotch in this photo - I always assume that he's checking to see if his testicles have descended.

My 1.5 year old's pants look exactly like this after a very full diaper. Looks like someone had a big dinner!

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

I'm pretty sure a stale Twizzler could rob Bieber of his masculinity.

Get your fashion facts right. Those are Hammer pants + adult diaper.

Oof! That's may be as close as I will ever come to feeling sympathy for Kim K.

That, after 10 years of sexual torture, starvation, degradation. Eye for an eye.

hey, don't bring the Ravens into this!

but but but she's old...i don't get your point.