Agreed. 'Ice cream and chick flick binges' and 'Horribly Misguided Post-Break-up Haircut' are also missing.

Yeah, all I can think of is how much a dick that long would be hitting your cervix, which, for me at least, is fucking painful.

No. My legs snapped shut involuntarily when I read the first sentence.

No. I've experienced a range, and average is most preferable. Thick is more important to me than length, by a long shot (pun intended).

HELL NO

Dude here. Love what I'm hearing. Ya b-Stanby, I'll echo what has been said. Men worry about dick size way more than women. average is cool and, bro, if you're too small or you have a whiskey dick? whip out that tongue and the fingers god gave ya pal. I made my long-term gf cum three times the other night when I was…

I can only speak for myself but I'd say that yes, size matters. But it doesn't have to be huge or whatever. Average is fine. If it's little then you better be damn good at oral. Like really, really good at oral. And be willing to get freakier than the average normal dicked guy.

Meeting, maybe. I'd like to say I'd met the guy with the world's largest penis just to be able to say that.

An enormous cock is a one-way ticket to a urinary tract infection, in my estimation. I like them average and girthy. I did once sleep with a guy who turned out to have the smallest dick I've ever seen on an adult male, and I couldn't even feel it when it was in me. I feel bad for the guy, frankly. He was great at head…

I wish you Godspeed,, sir.

Slightly above average is nice. If you have to wear a magnum, that's a plus for me, if you need a magnum XL that's a negative. I have definitely encountered too big, and though such penises are usually workable, they are a problem, much more of a problem than too small. Unless the size is freakishly large or…

Hi dude! No, we mostly don't. Personally I had one boyfriend who was..overly gifted ..in this area, but it isn't like it was a better experience than sex with more average size people. It really doesn't matter as much as some people think what the size is;like the old song says, 'it ain't the meat, it's the motion'.…

Yup. Unless you are totes gross and don't keep things clean (never dealt with that), it's probably cool. I will say, though, I have been spoiled with serious manscaping recently. It makes most women very happy.

Not in my experience. Of course I can't speak for All The Women, but most women I know (including myself) prefer average to slightly above average. Knowing how to work it is the most important. My experience with men who have really big dicks is that they think it's enough, so they end up being pretty bad lovers. The…

I happen to be a gayelle, but I always say if I were straight I'd be a size queen. It might have something to do with being able to purchase rubber dicks at the perfect size without having to worry about opening the packaging and being severely disappointed.

I have never bought a 13.5" dildo, though. I highly doubt I…

Nope. And after having sex with a few different guys who had "large" penises, I can say that some are TOO big. Most will do the job JUST fine!

I think different women fantasize about different things. But for most women I know, when this topic has come up, the thought of something that big goes along the lines of, "Uh - ouch."

NOPE! I'm a firm believer in "It ain't about the worker's tools if he gets the job done without"

Nope! Well, maybe some do. As long as you get me off I could not care less.

College kids killing themselves doing stupid shit is a built in population control mechanism. The Creator hath made it so we shall have more room on thine freeway.