And think about this: You can lose weight and pump up your pecs all day but you are still going to be ugly and there aint' a damn thing you can do about that.

What some call "The Miracle of Birth" I call an outtake from a Sam Raimi movie.

Fine with me, I have no desire to see a slime covered creature claw its way out of your vagina.

"Is it necessary to continue to refer to carefully planned releases as 'leaks'?"

If the handicapped want to look like d-bags then I guess they have earned the right.

Nice "Terminator" shout out when the guy jumps in the back.

Are the Kardashians all allergic to good taste? Is class their kryptonite?

Texan here, growing up in Abilene, directly in the center of Tornado Alley, I have seen my share of dangerous weather but this sounds nut-shrinkingly terrifying.

She is hot, no doubt about that.

I think people tend to compare her to her character because she has zero acting skill and it seems like she may be just being herself. She's like a piece of wood.I have seen puppets give more fluid performances. She really is embarrassing to watch.

"Did I leave my pants at your house? Dockers, size 48?"

She also just had a baby so international destinations were not really an option. She had fun at the beach so I'm sure that's all the guy wanted.

I think her husband has family out there or something and she wasn't in the financial position to go somewhere nice and pay hotel expenses at the time.

"That's why Jughead wore that crown lookin' hat all the time. He the king of Queen Archies world."

I know, right?

A friend of mine is a hairstylist and when one of her regulars moved a couple of months ago he came in for the last time and gave her two open ended, round trip airline tickets to anywhere in the world.

Dude here.

"Boston Terrier Submissive/BDSM

I don't care about the teepees but I am concerned that adult humans are still building pillow forts and shit.

I agree that is a fucked up thing to say.