Well, I'm a man so I mainly admire his acting but I can acknowledge that he's a handsome dude.

You should check out "Fandango".

Deep V sweater girl?

"From pain will come pleasure. Encounter shiatsu!"

Those kids are idiots.

"Hey Lindsay! The crack can lead to snacks, oh yes it can!"

I'm crying inside.

I know what it ain't.

I don't have a problem with the shirt but her complete lack of talent is still obnoxious.

No, stupid.

She is a monster.

Maybe you should adjust your dosage, you sound a little agitated.

I think it's fairly obvious that two bros were unnecessarily spinning their tires and wrecked into each other. It's not chess.

The story becomes less sexy when you imagine what a bunch of smelly, scurvy ridden, chlamydia infested, grey skinned, rotten toothed psychopaths they all were.

"I knew they were defective."

That sounds wonderful.

You really want a HS dude messing around down there? Hasn't that poor girl been through enough?

Bless them, every one.

"And don't say 'hella'."