Since when are we asking teenagers about important issues?

I can only imagine what kind of asshole kid KK & KW will produce.

That is a true inner' beauty contest.

Ever considered going to a non-douche area?

Agreed, he did a few interesting things before he became "Leonardo Dicaprio".

I went to those parties, man.

Sorry, I'm not buying it.

"It’s an insane experience."

Yeah, but I'll bet Dr. Don Colbert can't rock a hat like this dude...

True, drug addicts are very focused on obtaining more drugs. It's almost as if they are compelled to do so.

Maybe you won't be alone when you get back to the hotel and you'll give fuck all about calling.

"...prepare your snacks in advance of getting high."

No bush?

Sounds like you have made all the moves you can make. Never ever call/text over the weekend. It's a sign of weakness.

115 is pushing it for her height but she is still well within the 'crazy hot' zone.

I need one of those breathalyzer deals on my phone. Some mornings I wake up and dread looking at my sent messages. I texted a girl that I broke it off with several weeks ago last night in an attempt to hook up something up this weekend. Bad idea.

Sign that it may not be worth it...

"I have the density of a dying star"

Aww, I'm sorry.

Whatever size she is crazy hot.