Young and fertile or freakish monster?!?!

Tell me more about masculinity, Purple Poopy Pants.

Aww, I'm sorry I insulted your role model. lol

Right, like your pathetic celebrity worship is any better. lol

It's all true:(

This is an issue that transcends politics and speaks to our common humanity.

You're right, there are things Ray Lewis won't even do.

Well, if she doesn't care about sex a dog is just as good as a man.

Wow, shes getting up there.

Do you not like my humor??

I knew it.

Susan's doll on Seinfeld that looks like Georges mom.

"...on which she'd Sharpie'd "GUN CONTROL."

Yeah, I can't figure her.

"Tastes like Satans urine after a hearty serving of asparagus."

Could be worse.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, maybe she is looking for something more at this stage in her life than somebody to bend her over one of the topiary animals.

Wow, that anyone would even have to ask that scares me. No one should be fucking beyond their ability to keep themselves clean.

That's a damn shame.