Go fall dick first into a wood chipper.

"FUCK! MY TRUCK!!"

"Punk rock is, like, so raw."

Smoke some bath salts before you get in the danger zone.

It's not a great secret that men will open their wallets for beautiful women.

Whatever, I'm gonna keep soaking my testicles in milk.

Speaking of Jeremy Piven that dude has to have hair plugs, right?

This seems fairly tame.

Last year at the derby I saw a guy fucking some nice lady in the parking lot.

There is no reason to use deadly force against a traffic violator.

This is how you can tell if a girl is a slut.

"I told him I was pregnant, I told him I won an Oscar,I said all kinds of crazy things.”

Lead researcher and eating disorder specialist Professor Klump.

That made me imagine Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer as a rally team.

Crawfords got one of those faces that God wants you to punch.

I don't think Self-Obsessed Super High Spoiled Brat White Girl is in the DSM-5.

YES! Bynes is finally in the deep water of blonde girls who cant sing or act but still desperately need attention. A sex tape can't be far off...

Not under those circumstances.

None, and I understand that those people are put under a lot of pressure but I refuse to be fingered. By her or her parents or all of them at the same time.

Enjoy being incorrect then:)