"some day you will also be 85 years old"

I propose further inspection of those pink shorts.

I think (Wherever)-American should only be used to describe people who actually emigrated from (Wherever) and now live in the US.

"What I don’t fully understand, is what is the good in commenting on a photo of a 17 year old girl and calling her fat, ugly, etc?"

Those are some sweaty boobies.

Right, because I need a few more little things to get knocked off or have the motor burn out on.

Riiiight, because black criminals do not exist.

Is that woman wearing a catholic school-girl uniform to work?

The "Sandusky Seat" is still in development.

Are all African- American actors who portray criminals "racist against their fellow African-Americans"?

Solid burn.

If she says "I think I should get Plan B" then pay for it.

"Fellow royal carrot peeler."

http://www.dmv.org/tx-texas/id-ca…

True.

Passport.

"So are photographic chemicals, honey, but I ain't give a damn."

I'm not terribly worried since I would rather get my penis caught in a thresher than ingest anything made by Budweiser.

Way to skirt (haha) the issue.

Suspect.