I don't really know much about squirrels, but dogs do in fact bring a lot to the world. Joy, compassion, and love, are the first things that come to mind.

For you.

You say this crap like you've got some kind of access to ultimate truth. So, tell me, what exactly is it you think is so great about people?

Animals generally lack the human capacity for evil as sport. Their lives are every bit as valuable as ours, if not more so.

Morrissey is that you? I thought you usually kept your illtimed callous remarks under the guise of animal welfare, for the murder of children?! Branching out are we?

Painting people you disagree with as one denominational evil doers is really unproductive. Plus it makes it easier to treat them or other people horribly, and it makes it easier for them to ignore you or not take you seriously. If you want to change people's minds you can't go about it that way, no matter how right or…

But they are just acrobats and performers. They aren't the ones exploiting the animals.

All sentient life is equal. If you wouldn't do it to a human, you shouldn't do it to any other animal.

How awful! I hope all the injured make a speedy recovery, and that all who witnessed this won't be traumatized. There had to be many children who saw this horrific event. Those poor kids will be having nightmares.

People who do things you think are wrong deserve to die? Don't abortion clinic bombers use this same rationale?

" Guys, what if every single mystery blonde in the history of gossip headlines was actually the same exact woman?"

Did Biden get his SAG card for this? BECAUSE HE SHOULD.

You know, this is a big part of why I didn't come forward when I was sexually assaulted. Because the person who assaulted me was in my friend circle, is a "feminist", and is more established in that community than I was at the time. I didn't want to risk it because I have no doubt that seemingly progressive people…

Apparently they hunt orphans, so kill your parents first.

You forgot Angel Barta's "Every celebrity is controlled by Marc Jacobs who was my lover and has stolen my ideas" conspiracy. But I'm sure she'll pop up and remind you.

Prince Harry does look like Prince Phillip.