I can't be the only person here who thinks he's gross AND wants to see his penis???

Jenny McCarthy wouldn't get a gel manicure? Surely you jest! The same person who has implants and willingly injects botulism toxin (aka Botox) into her face would somehow object to a gel manicure because she's so anti-science that she doesn't believe in vaccination? Nunh unh!

You guys. I love how most of these comments are "OMG EW NO ONE WANTS TO SEE JAMES FRANCO'S STUPID PENIS EWWW" followed by complaining that you can't actually see the penis.

More to the point, can you promise that in the future you'll satisfy our desire for James Franco penis? Perhaps by posing as a teenage girl online and telling him you've never seen a real one?

I'm sorry but his selfie reminded me of this GIF for some reason.

I am sorry I disappointed you due to a lack of actual James Franco penis. Please keep reading and in the future I promise to do everything I can to make your experience here a pleasant one.

So.... When I click on a link that says "nude" I kind of have an expectation of no clothes. He is clearly wearing underwear. Granted, it's being worn lower than probably advised on the tin, but still. It's there, and pretty much where you'd expect. Nude fail.

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

I'm guessing your thought was "Well if I have to see this shit then you have to too!"

As a cancer survivor, I love that Hoda is making a statement about loving her body post-cancer. As a result of my cancer, I needed over 30 stitches in my back, which left an enormous scar. Now, I am constantly asked about it when I go to weddings, the beach, or even when I just wear a tank top. It is not the same as…

"Jenny McCarthy Would Like a Reality Show about her Wedding on Bravo" There, I fixed the headline.

yeah, if SJP was NOT their biological mother, what the fuck would that even matter? That's nobody's business but the family's, she's THEIR MOTHER regardless, no matter how they got here. Fuck you, Sarah Symonds.

what a misguided young thing.

i feel horrible for sjp. I've had to delete so many weirdshits (women! You think they wouldn't judge!) from Facebook because of the weird-ass rants they go on about how women who have surrogates or women who get c sections are selfish, evil, materialistic whores.

I can't stand her but I need to know the name of the nail polish she is wearing...pretty please.

You guys. I just made up a joke:

The fact that the phrase "post cancer body" was even uttered makes me feel ill.

This Sarah Symonds is the worst. Don't even get me started on the implication that if someone used an egg donor or adopted, they are not "the real parent".

She's 23. I didn't go to my first bar until I was 22 and had no idea what I was doing drinking-wise and had a few accidents here & there. Not everyone starts drinking before legal age and not everyone can hold their liquor like a pro. She was probably nervous about the big night, ate little, drank too much and bam. NO…

Fuck current Madonna AND her stairs.