It's embarrassing. I was on What Not To Wear.

Your dad sounds hilarious!

I can't believe how little I care about this.

There are people in the world shocked by this and/or even invested in this?

The exact same thing happened to me and then I got confused by the "looking so pretty" comments.

Ah yes, Rhi. There's literally nothing between your Lui photos and the joke pic you posted. *sigh*

Last night I was listening to the radio in the car and one of the gross DJs was beside himself like "you have to see Rihanna's instagram, her like...things... are all like...out there...I don't even know what to call them!" and I was very tempted to call the station just to yell "They're called breasts, you slobbering…

right!! i think her relationship with joel has had a very positive effect on her, as well as being a mother. if they ever break up i think i'd honestly get secondhand upset

"the social media platform's problem was indeed with the nudity and not with the denim bucket hat". Brava Callie. The bucket hat continues it's demonic reign.

I swear to dog, I thought that it said Perez Hilton was on the cover of a magazine and I quickly scooted over b/c I thought, "Well, THAT is interesting."

make their meat rise like a loaf of bread

My science teacher told me that Sodium Phosphate is found in the tears of mediocre students. He also used to throw chairs at us when we would talk.

Oh Renee, if a black person would say something like this, they'd get shot and then the person who shot them would not go to jail for it because *stupid excuse why black people are threatening and it's OK to shoot them*.

I find an Allen wrench tightens my endorsements when they become loose from all my racist rantings.

Countdown to the Baios dragging out their black best friend... Again.

OH SHIT, LINDY. THEM BAIOS DON'T LIKE US HERE LESBIAN SHITASSES. PREPARE YOURSELF.

Everyone at my watch party screamed at the TV.

Am I alone in my unfounded distaste for Lea Michelle? Something about her just—peeves me.

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