I can't remember which Dirt Bag it was, but it described this particular Beiber look as "wearing a bucket hat and a bandana around his neck like a little baby at the beach". I read that and barked out laughing so loud at work that I actually woke a guest. Without ever even needing to see the picture. And now that I've…

Put that mustache out of it's misery, fuck the bucket hat and marry the bandanna. I can always use more bandannas, but I don't want that hat around for more than a night.

I had hope and now he has delivered. Thanks (non-ironically) Obama!

See ya, Beiber!

Biebs looks like he was playing cops and robbers when his mom made him to put on a hat to protect that pale skin.

One day my family went out to get a pug and of course we named it Otis. I did not communicate with my friend at all about this, but that same day my best friend's family got a new orange tabby cat and named it Milo. One of the weirdest coincidences of my life.

I couldn't say my name when I was little so I just called myself "yaya." I also had trouble with "Washington D.C." so I called it "Washington disease" (oddly appropriate in retrospect).

Otis Sudeikis? I always feel for these kids who run the risk of developing a lisp and not being able to pronounce their own name. That is, if that's the kid's last name.

No, she just woke up like that

Ok. I am going to be honest here. I fucking love Beyonce. I do. But I would like to see some pants. One pair of pants would be nice. She hasn't worn pants since '98.

I had a cat named Otis, so I give Jason and Olivia two paws up on their choice of a name.

Yeah, I was like "Oh, so now every Beyonce photo has photoshopped thigh gap. Great".

I think of Otis Elevator Company... Is that weird?

The other day I gave my great-niece a garden angel statue - a kneeling fat baby angel. She proclaimed "I shall call him Otis!" Then somehow he became "Little Baby Otis," so all day we were saying "Did you remember Little Baby Otis?" "Watch Little Baby Otis's head." Kids are great.

Except Gwen and Katy were also criticized for their creepy fetishization. Can't they all be called out for being racist fetishists instead of giving Avril a pass?

Ah, "Most Influential" and you still have to accept the award cover shoot in your underpants.

Or Milo and Otis, the greatest story of friendship ever told?

I would be interested in knowing (but am too lazy to research!) how many "most influential people" have been asked to wear a bathing suit on the cover.

"Beyoncé doesn't just sit at the table. She builds a better one."

I've had that Avril song in my head since I woke up this morning and I officially want to die.