Mostly off -topic, but for the love of everything, when will media stop referring to peoples' adopted children!!? Just once, I'd like to read, like, "Meg Ryan's daughter Daisy."

Where's the coverage of Jodie Foster's marriage? http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/23/sho…

That almost bothers me as much as specifying that her daughter was adopted.

Really! They described her as the "girlfriend of john mellancamp" and totally ignore the fact that she is something more that his girlfriend! that is shocking. The years of work, the film roles, awards (if she received any, I have no idea) and any contributions she may have made to the world and it all boils down to…

Busted!

Oh shit, did I just voluntarily read an entire story on Tori Spelling? Now I might as well wolf down an entire container of Ben and Jerry's while jerking off to latex porn in order to complete the shame trifecta.

I live in Toronto and I strangely want to volunteer to find Ms. Goodhand, but I suspect she is the Keyser Söze of this mystery.

I'm just glad I wasn't the only one thinking it was a conspiracy. Of course, now I've just admitted that I watched the show.

I couldn't help but laugh at the last line, "I've never seen your eyebrow shake before. Ever. In our whole relationship." This is not a thing.

That's quite a twist on the old nerd "I have a Canadian girlfriend" trope.

They may have faked a cheating scandal, but you can't hide the alcohol bloat in Dean's face that comes from hosting Chopped Canada, living out of a suitcase at some fleabag hotel, raiding the minibar and talking yourself out of putting a revolver to your mouth night after night, putting an end to your slow suicide…

I dislike Candy Spelling while approving of her decision. Tori and Dean don't have a prenup. I genuinely think that part of the reason for withholding money is because she wants to make sure there's money left for the grandchildren.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

I feel like this is Jezebel's Manti Te'o story.

"Emily, did you sleep with Dean McDermott?"

And another thing... They are always claiming to be 'strapped for cash'. Yet, they both have a reality show, other sponsorship-type gigs, bit acting gigs, and I'm sure the odd paid appearance here and there (I know it seems weird, but people really do pay for these things).

We say "like a pretzel" or "criss cross apple sauce" now.

Basically the pigments just haven't been tested for the eye area yet, so they aren't FDA approved. They are approved in other European countries and I know plenty of people are using them with no problem. I actually wasn't overly thrilled with the Electric pallete. Some of the colors are nice, but most I wouldn't use.…

this looks like one of those duct tape prom dresses -_-