What Bizarro-world did I wake up to? Someone is stalking Goopy?

Maybe this has already been said (I'm too flippin' wound up about this to wait to read first and then comment. Sorry), but, Dean, you are also a grown man who chose to have four children in quick succession with your wife. I am impressed that you were having sex twice a month. I am super curious exactly what you were…

Dear Dean,

You are a grade-A ass.

And I wonder what lame ass excuse he was using when he was cheating on his first wife??..

Dean should have known better. I mean, look at how long David Silver had to wait for her to give it up.

Man, what an asshole. I hate when cheaters try to blame their partners. No dude, YOU decided to cheat. No one made you and don't blame your wife and mother of your children. Scumbag.

"Dopplebaby" is my new favorite word.

Fellow Jezebel readers, Drew Barrymore just had her second baby. Help me to congratulate her in person, as I'm a finalist in her Flower Beauty Face of Flower contest. Just a quick like on my photo on Facebook found here:

Captain America and the Falcon are talking.

The feminist in me is sad that men are feeling pressured to conform to unrealistic body standards.

Where were men when we were complaining about being objectified? The vast majority didn't care. I don't want men to be treated as sex/beauty objects anymore than I want that for women. But don't expect women to pity men for experiencing the same shit they always put us through.

You should've picked someone else against Seth Rogan like Idris Elba, or Chris Evans, or Chris Hemsworth. Rogan can easily beat McConaughey because Matthew is kind of slimey.

I don't think the issues was that simply enjoying looking at a male/female scantily clad is inherently BAD or GOOD. It's the fact that the way in which both men and women are portrayed is different. It's really a topic as a whole, separate from the eye candy topic, and that is that when women are shown as eye candy…

I am so torn between hating this trend (major self-esteem issues for young boys, steroid use, compulsive exercising) and loving this trend (I could look at that picture of Ryan Gosling all day. Literally. Try me.) that I can't properly articulate my thoughts.

So, did anyone read this article or did everyone just look at the pics? I'm going to go back and read it, I swear, Dodai.

do these work?

.....still waiting for nudity equality.

This is a ridiculous outfit. I'm also pretty sure that jeans without thighs flatter no one.

She has some vacancies on her Instagram follow list! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.