1) BRITNEY’S BACK, Y’ALL! 2) Britney, you are not allowed to wear that leopard crop top with those hideous patchwork jeans. I love you, but it isn’t the 90’s anymore, and those are the ugliest fucking jeans I have ever seen. No.

I wish all mascara came in sample sizes.

Please don’t do this. Please. You do NOT have to use every last molecule of mascara. Buy the small tubes or multi packs and discard them after two months. Staph infection, pink eye, etc. Just not worth it as a money saver and very bad advice.

After working in the business for about a year, I’m endorsing Acetone removers. The non-acetone formulas are garbage. I use 100% acetone at home and it works like a dream, I would never go back to the old formula.

You can avoid the dripping, lotion skin much the same way you would avoid merely drippy skin - dry yourself off. The process is simple: Shower, Apply Lotion, Gently dry skin.

clinically. its what cosmetic companies call animals now

THIS. I know people hate on Blake Lively here but one of the reasons I love her is because she doesn’t use a stylist and (almost) always looks bitchin!

No. Naaaah. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. The more people fawn over her, the more I feel like I’m taking crazy pills, because this is tacky as fuuuuck. But I’m also about done with her (and what feels like about 90% of celebrities, tbf) after the whole Mayweather/Pacquiao fight anyway, so whatever.

Really? That just seems tasteless and out of place to me.

But everyone literally does that every year, though. This gala is a forum for everyone who thinks they’re hot shit to try and one-up each other. No one gives a shit about the theme, but I wish they would. I wish Anna Wintour was standing at the door rejecting people who didn’t stick the theme. She would be like…

Gonna make a sweeping judgement here. Chime in if you disagree. A five year old should not have a blog. Ever.

That sounds about right. How old are the kids in their Bangladesh factories?

also if you bake them yourself they don't count - because you are their god.

I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…

My heart wants to believe that there was just a glimmer of “what the fuck, what did you just say” in the guys face once those words left her mouth.

At Kevin Spacey’s house like everybody else.

They don’t look that clean, yo.

Always bring your own ladder and parachute so you never get caught alone in an empty stairwell.

My feeling about Europe in bad weather is “hey, you’re still vacationing in Europe!” and Rome in a downpour is still more exciting than being at home.

I’m not really the hugest fan of this new paradigm of judging an entire film based on a poster, or a still, or a production still. Everything on the Internet is either “BEST EVAR!!!11” or “worst episode ever” and this type of quick reaction with little substance isn’t really doing much to improve discourse.