Or she’s going to get herself some Bronn until she’s tired. She would have the upper hand in that relationship because all the power differentials are in her favor except for age.

Doesn’t the word “inappropriate” make you think it church ladie clutching their pearls? Shit can’t be inappropriate by itself. Like, nudity is inappropriate in church and an Idaho Walmart but not in the shower. So Bronn + Sand Snake are just inappropriate always forever everywhere whenever wherever?

“ But he’s, like, old and she’s a teenager??” It’s a medieval fantasy world. You never heard of teenagers and adults doing it in times past or in countries that are not your own?

I like Blake Lively. She seems genuine and cool. Yeah she is into Pinteresty shit a bit too much, but that happens to us all when you live in the suburbs. Also, remember that when you snark at someone for being too mainstream (“who even uses Mason jars anymore”), taste and being ahead of the curve is what some people…

Good! Here’s another one I hope will propel you into a super Sunday. I have a large, adorable dog that suffers from PICA. This means that she sometimes ingests things that make no fucking sense for no reason. One such incident was two years ago when she suddenly started throwing up and had a very swollen belly. We…

Oh... But not unlike Harry Potter, they may be the jeans that lived...

I hope you don’t mind gross... This is a crux of gross and my hypochondria and funny. Last week I put on my skinny white jeans and went over to the juice bar feeling all suburban fancy wife like. I mounted my pastel bicycle and ordered something that looked like a pink berry delicious healthy brew. Later, I spent the…

I am so sad this happened to you. Pets are like family and losing them is daunting and heartbreaking. Try to remember that you loved your kitty, and he had the privilege of having you love him enough to care for him his entire life. Even at the end you chose to give him the most peaceful way to go, rather than keep…

Sorry but I hate “blind items”. Who fucking cares if they name the person? Also, it’s a pretty boring story anyway. Unless they are risking their job, in which case I get it. But former classmate? Whatever.

Either name or don’t bother.

People thinking you are wearing Nasty Gal when in fact you are wearing Balmain. HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

No. Boob job.

I used to have exfoliative cheilitis on my lips. I used everything under the sun with little to no results (even had my skin burned off twice). It silently went away when I started using her products. I realized that the harsh fragances and volatile oils in my “natural” skin products were probably irritating my lips.…

I would check out Paula’s Choice Beutypedia Reviews (contary to what it looks like, I don’t work for them. I worship the altar of fucking Paula because it changed my life). Her products are fantastic, I went from good skin to the kind of skin people ask about. But more importantly, I used to have exfoliative cheilitis…

I have. By following the advice of scientists and dermatologists. Unless it’s common knowledge, you should back up statements because this information is tied to practices that can have a direct impact on health. Oxibenzone IS a photostabilizer, by the way (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.…). And it’s…

You need some evidence. Otherwise you are just adding noise.

Totally. And they led to the thought that natural = good. Like, menthol in natural lip balms. I would rise up a small army to fight that fuckery.

It’s not AS irritant. Also, look out because many companies that sell vainilla flavoring for lip balm use cinnamon which is. I had some and it tingled when used pure- a sig of irritation. So instead I went for good ingredients that already smell yummy (cocoa butter, coconut oil) for my line. Her skin products are…

Are you being sarcastic? Becaus in the past 6 months I’ve visited Paula’s Choice website every day and overhauled my entire skin routine and started my own natural skincare company because natural = shitty essential oils that have no business in a skin product. Please tell me my life is not a lie. Please.

Peer reviewed research to support all of this or it didn’t happen.