“Before Angelina Jolie”. Ummm... No. Maybe you were born in 1995? PEople started getting lip injections in the early 90’s. Ever heard of Valeria Mazza? All the supermodels had full lips when Angelina Jolie was in grade school.

She went with the last name Jolie to avoid association with her dad. Same approach as Emilio Estevez.

Same here. Same. :(

Did anyone find this movie as insufferable as I did?

Hillary, this isn’t really relevant to the story, but the use of the word “mom” in headlines relly irks me. It’s very reductive of women, often times the descriptor isn’t the strongest one available to describe the subject (in this case, “drug addict” would be a stronger choice) and makes it seem like once women have…

Can we stop it with the “Mom this, Mom that” headlines. “Woman Arrested For Arranging, Bringing Knife to Teen Daughter’s Fistfight” . We can surmise she is the teenager’s mother form the information. Mom is such an annoying, reductive descriptor of women. If anything, use the word Mother. Mom is a childish, intimate…

I hope it hurt. For a long time.

Yeah, me either. They look like babies.

Your family being assholes does not make this story any worse. Also, throwing in a non sequitor doesn’t make it any better.

I used to get in trouble for a too-short kilt at school. A classmate who had straight A’s and was insufferable and a bit on the squash side also had a tiny kilt but was never called on it. One time I eventually told my Literature teacher “How come Magdalene never gets in trouble for her skirts and I do?”. Her reply…

PLUS psychoactives not yet released because she is a very influential psychiatrist. Don’t ask me how. She is bananas. When I met her I was 6 and she came over and laid in the fetal position with a vademecum in her hand asking me to figure out if she had appendicitis or not.

I love these:

I love these:

Jesus fucking Christ. Another one?

The breasts would be plus size breasts. which is exactly what most of these bras are.

The breasts would be plus size breasts. which is exactly what most of these bras are.

You made the assumption that only women with big breasts "absolutely need" sports bras... the rest being ok with "any $5 piece of elastic".

You made the assumption that only women with big breasts "absolutely need" sports bras... the rest being ok with…

A 34D breast is actually quite massive. Kate Upton wears a 34D. Those are massive tits.

A 34D breast is actually quite massive. Kate Upton wears a 34D. Those are massive tits.

The majority of those bras don't even have Bs. Only one does. The rest start at D which is a pretty big fucking size.

The majority of those bras don't even have Bs. Only one does. The rest start at D which is a pretty big fucking…

Maybe you don't exercise hard enough? Any amount of breast tissue hurts like hell when sprinting if not properly supported. Also, a huge issue with sports bras for very small breats is that the tend to be a band of about 28 inches, making you choose between breast pain and breathing.

Maybe you don't exercise hard enough? Any amount of breast tissue hurts like hell when sprinting if not properly…

Moving Comfort Fiona bra only come in sized B or larger? The other ones start at D?!?!?! That makes it a shitty bra by definition. You should re-phrase the title to "Four Best Plus Size Bras". Because that was a waste of time.

Moving Comfort Fiona bra only come in sized B or larger? The other ones start at D?!?!?! That makes it a shitty bra…

You are my favorite human now.