Saying “amazeballs” discredits everything you said.

While I love the "Dali Lama" below, which I wouldn’t have discovered if not for you, I think it was the Dalai Lama Mr Shandling met with (RIP).

Law and Order SUV

There’s always a squeegee.

That’s the perfect opportunity to have a beat up but reliable Corolla.

We’re inching ever closer.

I justed starred both of these comments.

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

You NEVER make money back on a project.

I’m starting to become more convinced that he’s just trolling everyone. I hated the guy last summer for the stuff he was saying but it’s all so ludicrous I wouldn’t be surprised if he just laughed at his own Presidential inauguration and called Americans stupid and walked off the stage and into the sunset.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

“Licence and registration, please”

They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!

Sorry, I know you’re being serious and all, but all I can think is, “Sick sensors, brah.”

I have no clever comment to make about your story so here is 10 minutes of British drivers swearing at other British drivers. Also I’ve recently learned that cunt is “literally the worst word” in Americanese so if you are American you might want to give this a miss, for everyone else enjoy.

It’s not over until those guys are dead and burrito.

thankfully there was no carne-age

They’re gonna pay the rice for this.

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

Kind of unfair to blame Waze for that. It just shows you the shortest route. It’s not their job to determine what areas are “safe” for different ethnicities or religions.