You've hit the nail on the head with your comment about how the switch is a console for old games. That's why I haven't bought one. Other than Odyssey and Xenoblade Chronicles 2, every other game is a port. 

Forget transportation. How about fuel to power a generator?

I’ll take those dated jrpg elements over any hack and slash seizure inducing jrpg games they’ve got now..

Consider yourself lucky

With a trach?

I ordered some clip-on 3d glasses from ebay. Dirt cheap. Work like a charm.