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So I’ve posted before on SNS recently that I was preparing to leave my husband. Well tonight’s night 3 in my apartment. The very first time I’ve ever lived alone as an adult. It’s surreal. I spent the day either on the bed smoking a bowl or unpacking & making space for my sofa delivery & assembly tomorrow.  I can’t

Yes. And I am so disheartened to see a mere 8 likes on your comment as opposed to the 38 and counting on the one above you lauding these women and telling them basically “use what you got, get it, girl”. 

This profile was completely irresponsible. The Nigerian masses live underfoot of these corrupt and power drunk billionaires. When these same vices were being used to fund their lifestyles they had no qualms. It was offensive to use Africa’s problems to help these ladies plug their brand. It is up to Interpol to

Nah yo. Why let guys feel like they own you? Cuz thats what they are aiming for with the extravagant gifts. These are inflated ego men. Its a dangerous situation.

The pictures of the posing as Walmart shoppers are so offensive. WTF, NYT?

Well I guess you need to imagine it.Stupid Kinja.

I had a family bridal shower thrown for me by my MIL.

Can we ALL make a pact to just stand up and walk the F out of the room if other women try to foist insipid TP or “guess the baby poop in the diaper that’s really chocolate” games? Ughhh, even at 10 I was seething with rage over how idiotic/hokey and forced these things are.

Am I the only woman in the world that did not find this movie funny? I’ve tried a few times and I love all the actresses, but... like the heart cookie scene above. It’s shooting for way too many things at once? Two best friends that have drifted apart and are struggling, or at least Wigg’s character is. So it seems to

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,

My own unasked-for bridal shower was so awkward (and also maybe the only one I’ve ever been to?) It was thrown by my work friends, who were acquaintances by my standards, but this was in Texas y’all and they were trying to be kind to this newly-engaged Yankee. It was dubbed a ‘lingerie shower’, which to this day is

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette

My SIL’s shower has hands down become a family legend. Brunch theme, hired an omelette man caterer to come and, as you guessed, make omelettes on demand to people’s orders. One of the grandmothers brought out her lovely crystal wine glasses to use for mimosas. Omelette man arrives with an assistant-it’s a young guy

Maybe he was angry because people wouldn’t stop, collaborate, and listen.

Its quite black and white to be honest.....

I think that it’s very heartening to know that the Obamas went to marriage counselling, considering how genuinely happy they seem to be.

Y’all Queda?

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

What about if one lead is Black and the other white? Something New, starring Sanaa Lathan and Simon Baker, is really good and features the Black upper class! (Also, Simon Baker. Yum.)