Poisoned Russian room service >>> English food

So you’re saying this guy could have become president one day?

I’ve been conflicted.

“Income predicts tipping.” Okay. If you can’t afford to tip on your meal, you can’t afford to eat out.

I will stan a cute block heel shoe until the day I die tho.

Hlaf of the stuff in this column would be solved by having the simplest of conversations.

found him

I’ll pour one out for her.

He wasn’t the lead on HIMYM. He didn’t produce or write most of the episodes as far as I know. His headline show on NBC (Best Time Ever) lasted exactly 8 episodes.

He could have Googled who she was before he decided to drag her. Also, her show which she created, writes, produces, stars in, writes music and lyrics for, has lasted longer than any show NPH has headlined.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

him force-feeding ripert the spiciest sichuan foods until ripert cried was magical.

“See ya later, instigator!”

Hopefully the cook remembers to put him in a pot of cold water before heating it.

Hopefully, he looks delicious

I took a mental health day off of work today because I have been so stressed and depressed. I haven’t been suicidal in several years (shout out to pharmaceuticals and therapy!) and I’m not now, but definitely feeling the overwhelming weight of things. Thankfully I have a job where I have such the luxury.

Just awful. Going to show that ‘having it all’ does not equate happiness, this also makes me think how hard it must to outwardly ‘have it all’ and feel like you have to hide your distress or conform to some notion of how people think you should feel.

Every single time I see his face, all I can think is that he probably smells like stale beer, old cigarettes and Doritos residue.

My mother told me to never judge a book by its cover, but of course this dude sexually assaults women.