I bought a refrigerator, with my adult dollars! A super basic cheap one but it’s hanging out in my kitchen and humming right now!

i used cyber monday this year to buy a bunch of kitchen shit and i felt super adult about it.

Solid answer. My recent rolling pin purchase can totally relate.

Condoms. I was taking responsibility for my own reproductive health because I wanted to instead of because I had to.

Except the doll collection is more diverse.

This picture is somehow far more disturbing.

The answer to, “now where have I seen that before?”

Sneaks on a Plane

Some might find this interesting, but I don’t see it taking off.

“I literally ordered a shot of Jameson.”

“I am literally inside a bar right now.” “GET DA FUK OUTTA HERE”

While I normally refuse to entertain any discussions of a third kid (don’t want to curse myself with a 3rd), my top choices are Stirling (wife hates the name, though), Kimi, or Sebastian (most likely one). Alain was also a possibility, but not sure if we could handle the sibling rivalry there that we would be setting…

...and giving unsolicited internal advice to people parking on the street below me. It’s fun.

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

I have a view of the street + a window seat and often do the same thing

Actually this statement is factually correct but the same is true for all terrestrial vertebrates. All bony fish are more closely related to us than they are to cartilaginous fish like sharks.

It’s actually spelled Penang* after the malaysian state where the Thais originally got their red curry from (it’s originally from India but Penang was a major spice trading hub of the British and as such there were many Indians and Indian ingredients to be found there). Penang is right on the Thai border as well. Even…

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Easier to get a cop fired for accepting pizza as a bribe than for murdering an unarmed person. Jesus.