I too am a foot dryer before stepping out after doing an initial dry in the shower. My wife steps out soaking wet and it drives me nuts.

YES! Dry the feet and legs THEN step out onto the mat.

This is what I do, and sometime I dry the top of my feet... but very rarely.

Wow, I’m urning so many stars, thanks! I didn’t even ash for them. P.S. I’m sorry.

Putting a kid in a coffin is creepy anyway, it will make him a casket case.

The early stages were neat (watched through eclipse glasses), but seeing it in totality just blew the rest of the experience away. Being able to look at it with the naked eye and seeing the corona, seeing what appeared to be a sunset at every horizon, and just the cool darkness that swept over everything was pretty…

That was basically my experience, too. I didn’t care at all about the eclipse until yesterday, when I suddenly realized it was a very dumb move not to get eclipse glasses. Thankfully some obliging coworkers shared theirs, since my attempt at a pinhole viewer was a total failure. 2024 here we come.

Or dripping on your toothbrushes. Ick.

THANK YOU for this. I too have known the heartache of a bathroom without hand towels.

Que 10,000 comments about being too harsh on “well-meaning allies” *wank off motion* and how we’re alienating those who want to help us *wank off motion*

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

Black food as a novelty, fine. I can get behind a cake with black icing or maybe that ice cream up there but as an ongoing thing? Ugh, gross. Why? No!

Would scaring the crap out of the kid be a feature, and not a flaw?

“I’ll ditch the body as soon as I have an Internet connection that’ll let me look at a map! Oh, hello, yes, I’ve restarted my router.”

That’s me. What I lack in wit I make up for in inscrutability!

Isn’t there enough boasting in the world today without you recommending everyone pound their breasts?

Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

My dad straight up microwaves his ice cream.

Semi-melted ice cream is the best though.