At least he had toilet paper at his disposal. 

That’s what I was thinking the whole time. 

I like your strategy, but what if Finn had accidentally swiped the spider off the ceiling and onto you? *shudders*

I sweep up dead bugs and deposit them in the garbage bin, or into a plastic bag. I try to avoid hand-to-bug contact even with a plastic bag or tissue as a buffer. 

Yeah. The anti-blackness is horrifying and confusing. But what she said about giving money to a homeless man only to snatch it back so that she can see his look of shock- something’s off there.

When I was but a small child, I thought getting my period would mean growing a penis. 

I remember when Cat Marnell resurfaced as a contributor and then disappeared fairly quickly. That time period was one of the shitshow ebbs.

I liked Louise Hung, Alison Freer, and Allie (I think that’s her name?). 

I can get them being drawn to each other, but going from dating a few weeks to engaged and tattooed which each others’names is downright bizarre. 

The cast of reasonably diverse shows are typically - 1 Asian, 1 black person, maybe 1 Latinx, and 3-4 white people. I don’t get it, it’s like they’re overcompensating for the presence of more melanin than expected.

The way Trump name-drops countries without actually saying anything substantial about them is breathtaking. Phrases like “China is the bigger problem” and “I’m also saying China” sound like what a 6-year-old would say when play-acting at being President the best way they know how. Oh wait...

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I watched so much Four Weddings a few years ago. All the weddings would look roughly the same, except for the occasional goth wedding that everyone else would hate and would come in dead last despite being the best one of all.

My favourite episodes were the ones that had an Indian/African/otherwise-brown wedding, and…

I had a friend break up with me. She disappeared on me. When I checked in with her, she said it was for one thing, but it was actually a different thing that I didn’t really have control over. I found this out a couple years after the fact through our mutual friends. She came out of the woodwork a few years down the…

Gave away his phone number, name, AND his (former) place of employment. He thought he was RIGHT and that the News would be on his side. It’s all so delicious.

And for efficiency, he merged the “s” and the apostrophe.

I was waiting for his Phone-a-Friend to call him out on his use of the n word. Nope. All of them in that group must be garbage people.

He’s not. I said he has the entitlement of one.

And he must have known that if he had shown ANY sign of anger or frustration, it would have been used against him. He even thanked Ortiz after making the comment about the sign on the door. 

I can’t imagine what he was feeling inside. I could feel my blood pressure rising just watching the video.