My heart is so heavy. Men are terrifying. This girl did everything “right” by reporting this monster to the police and getting him arrested. That she died by his hand is just so...I have no words.

The baby shower had a “Baby Thompson” neon sign as part of the decor. Don’t all the Kardashian kids have their dads’ last names? I don’t get it. I feel like the Kardashian name is more powerful.

Magnificent.

Sometimes I get annoyed that characters are forever looking for someone or hooking up with someone. Especially when they just get out of one relationship- let them breathe a bit before having sex the same damn day with the new forever love of their life.

Jess works best with herself. I hope they’ll let her be single, and have fun being single.

I watch New Girl on and off. It would be nice if the show didn’t end with everyone happily paired off/married, that’s too neat and tidy.

Same! My kitchen countertops and bathroom sink ledge need to be clean and dry.

Wait, do you mean you’re off heavily processed foods? Because those GreeNoodles are definitely processed.

I have a container or 2 at work to take food from the office. We always have meetings or events here and so much left over from the lunches. People go through so much foil and so many disposable plates packing up food to take home.

I’ve been considering doing this. I think I just need to slip a Tupperware into my everyday bag so that it’s there when I need it. Another thing I want to do but have never remembered to, is to put a note in my delivery orders that I don’t need napkins/utensils/condiments/etc. I use my own stuff at home.

The latter seems to fit better, but who knows.

Don’t toss it. They already have your money.

I’m so annoyed and yet so fascinated by his use of that word. Is it a form of social media virtue signalling (I’m so at peace with myself, I have nothing but love for everyone and everything, I am a good and loving man who always FORGIVES)?

Parades or outdoor events, to skirt around the ban on consuming alcohol in open public spaces. Vodka tonic in a Powerade bottle, or buy a 7-11 Big Gulp of Coke and add liquor of choice.

I once watched a friend’s friend tip $1 on his portion of the bill. I was the one who found hair in my dish and I tipped 20% (more after seeing what he tipped).  The hostess that day was awfully rude but the wait staff was prompt about replacing my plate and gave me free desserts to go. I’m glad I never saw the guy…

If I was in a situation where I had to choose between a middle seat and a seat directly by the lavatories, I would probably sit in the middle. On longer flights, the unmistakable urine smells starts to linger in the area after a few hours. Very unappetizing during mealtime. Plus, everyone congregates and people end up…

And you just know she’s not ordering some plebian Nissan or Kia. Nothing but UberBLACK will do.

All the pun examples in this post were so bad. :( And I love puns too. Like the 3-5 comment string of puns you sometimes see on Kinja.

I find planks (even side planks) so manageable, and I know I’m doing them right because I’ve worked with trainers or fitness friends. I’m reasonably fit but really lazy about exercise, so when I do work out, most exercises kick my butt when I get back into them. Not planks. I’m petite, I wonder if height has something…

I’m so good at planks. I’m not particulary good at exercise in general, but I crush planks.